Drugs are fun, but have you tried snatches? This unapologetically cheeky tee is made for those who don’t mind a few raised eyebrows or full-on conversations with curious strangers. Wear it in public and expect to explain yourself (likely often).
Built with durability and comfort in mind, this one’s made to hold up through heavy sessions and years of washes.
Fair warning: this isn’t your trendy slim-fit tee. It’s a 90s throwback—thick cotton, beefy collar, loose through the waist, and fitted just right around the arms. It feels like something your older brother wore in a basement gym (and that’s the point!).
We keep things small-batch, producing only 50–100 pieces per design. If your size sells out, please contact us and we will let you know when it’s back!
All orders are packed and shipped by hand in Scottsdale, AZ, and parcels are usually fulfilled 2-3 days from purchase.
We are a small team keeping up with demand, so please be patient as we get your gear to you as soon as possible.
If you need an item returned or replaced, please reply directly to your order confirmation email.
Our products are machine washable.
For cotton shorts, shrinkage should be expected after the first wash.
For shirts, expect a little bit of fading after the first wash. For best care, wash inside out and air dry (though this is not necessary).